LE CHAT GPT

Your source for artificially intelligent feline bantz in french

About

This is a website that spits out gibberish, exactly as I would expect my cats Mr. Pickles and Jeeves would do, if they were:

able to speak
able to speak French
keen to respond to any human prompt at all

The amount of artificial intelligence displayed here is on par with these guys, who consistently fail to properly jump onto the kitchen table and subsequently fall off. Please don't accept any life advice from this site, as it's as cold and uncaring as the friendliest cat you've ever met.

Credits

Obviously props to ChatGPT, who magically generated some moderately intelligent things that a French cat might say to French people. Also Helene Lepelletier, for translating some actually intelligent things that a cat might say in French. Of course, Kevin Rogers, for the inspired URL idea that was the genesis of this "project". And finally, without whom life would be a vast desert: Ella, Mr. Pickles, and Jeeves ❤️😘